Hey, she looks better than Will Smith.

Tipping at a fast food restaurant? Yeah, I’d quit too.

In an extremely embarrassing and public way.

This is fucking crazy. He’s going to go to possibly face charges over the MGM Springfield/Mohegan Sun/Foxwoods crap? THAT is what brings him down? Haha wow.

Kraft won’t appear, his lawyer will plead not guilty. He’ll then go through discovery to try and figure out what they can defend. He’ll either find something and get the charges tossed or plea and do a fine and community service.

The balls to bet $20k on an “African Geography” FJ and win it.. I was amazed. Meanwhile Team Buzzy is playing not to lose, which will of course make them lose.

It’s kind of like Belichick coaching the jets, it just doesn’t happen

I have to know - what is Elsa wearing when she’s running into the ocean? It’s like this skintight thing that fades into her shoulders. 

Have you ever been to July 4th in DC? I have. It’s a shitshow. And now they’re going to do a fucking parade in the middle of it?

The best thing that show has ever given us is Jon Stewart telling Tucker on crossfire, “The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?” 

yeah kid, im going to take an uber home because I had some sample wine at OG. Get real

Lodestar? Okay Mike Pence.

Now look, I was out in this shit yesterday. It wasn’t that bad. I was rocking a hoodie for most of the day. It was totally doable in a suit.

If the patriots win at least they’ll have earned it. The patriots are the only team in this game who actually deserves to be there.

The government is also experiencing some pretty decent loss of talent here because of this. My friend who was an IT contractor just quit and got another job. Why would you stay with a job that was so uncertain.. 

full circle for Bungie

Or, you know, fly them in on another plane. You’re a fucking airline.

And what a crowd! Literally hundreds of people.

Lobo is also a local talent. Her high school is a 15 minute drive away from the hall.

He will cry himself to sleep on his giant pile of money.