noooooooo.. paper towels are horrible for screens. You want microfiber.

My switch is working fine, for what it’s worth. The only annoyance is the wrist strap going on backwards, but it’s a quick fix once you know what the problem is.

eli5: what the fuck is that on his forehead?

I was an employee of a media outlet that was purposely destroyed

Can you really call something that’s been out for like a year new?

Can someone tell me what’s up with these private schools that actually go out and recruit talent for a varsity team? If you’ve ever been in one, their athletic facilities are bigger than most high schools. Call me crazy but I wish kids with talent would just play for their hometown..

I’m okay with this. Maybe Zuck will do us all a solid and fire him over it.

That is fucked. I don’t think it was like that when I worked there around the early 2000s. Thank god for the internet. Buy a game, it goes on your account. None of this trade in a $60 game for $5 bullshit.

Counterpoint: Who gives a shit who tom brady voted for

on morning joe?

And Mei’s thing, apart from being a monster, is that she has what by video game standards you’d call a sturdy build, and which in the real world you would call a “healthy woman’s body”.

Not illegitimate but blatantly unconstitutional, in terms of the people within it and the actions and policies put forth. That will continue until DJT gets rid of his business interests. Or stops pursuing policies like banning an entire religion from the country.

Impeachment requires a congress worth a shit. We’re waiting until at least 2018. Of course that may change if his ties to Russia get proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.

It’s about time major sports federations just ban russia entirely. Like, a good 10 year ban. Maybe they’ll finally get the message that cheating isn’t cool?

stupid question, why can you hear it? It’s space.

I’d buy the shit out of that, even if it was 5k.

She’s trying to trade punches even though she sucks at it?

Yes, Deadspin is more or less a sports site. That being said, the sports world would be somewhat affected by a nuclear war.

• BASEBALL

NFL won’t give a shit because it’s not the patriots.