Lawyer here. The fact that police or the district attorney do not charge a thing does not mean such a thing did not occur, nor that they have no evidence whatsoever of such a thing occurring. It means they don’t think they have enough evidence to secure a conviction. Oftentimes this is because the way a statute is…

Same woman was charged with trafficking in Massachusetts:

Learn to fucking read, you giant dipshit.

I’m not normally into this kind of metal, but that album they did with Scott Walker was really good. 

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Has anyone seen “That Mitchell and Webb Look” Snooker Memories?

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

“I was just asked to leave a funeral by a family member of a deceased football player. If you need someone to blame, I’m your man, I’m your fall guy. This is how society is when things go not as planned. We blame others for our own shortcomings. This tragedy is not about me or you. It’s about looking in the mirror as…

Hi, Julianne, I’d like to add a few things to the list of worst things to happen in an office bathroom. I work in an office park and share a bathroom with about 10 other companies, you need a key to get in, but frequently find customers/clients of other tenants using the bathroom. Here’s just a little taste of what I…

I have been laughing about that missionary getting killed for a solid week. Call me a jerk or whatever, I don’t care. It’s funny.

If your dog isn’t excited to see you that speaks volumes to me. When I was a kid my dogs would rush and stand in front of but back a bit from the door whenever either of my parents came home. They didn’t bark about someone being outside, they knew who was here. Same with my old roommates’ dog. We’re in an apartment on…

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I feel like Ward fucking Beaver. It’s a nice moment.

I’d much rather to listen to “We Built This City” than “White Rabbit.”

There’s a lot of really good 80's music that doesn’t get brought up when people think of The 80's, that I don’t think you could call corporate schlock. Not getting into Heavy Metal, which I’m not that well versed in and sticking with regular ass pop/rock you have Tom Petty, The Police, Joe Jackson, Elvis Costello,…

I went to Five Below last week and I don’t think I’ve really appreciated Five Below enough.

The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.

I think this Make-A-Wish has probably gone on for long enough.