Bortles will be a permanent fixture at Lemon Bar by midseason.

That mural is magical. I can’t stop laughing at it.

While technically it was released on vinyl in 1997, Godspeed You! Black Emperor’s F♯ A♯ ∞ didn’t get much notice until the CD release in 1998.

I’m sorry I couldn’t see beyond Jimmy Buffett’s endless licensing of Margaritaville beach bum aesthetic to see that he’s actually some great Leonard Cohen-esque story teller.

That’s completely understandable. No one should have to be subjected to that much Buffett in one lifetime.

I mean no disrespect, but are you or your sibling over 40? I can’t imagine anyone 40 and younger desiring to listen to Jimmy Buffett.

I mean no disrespect, but are you or your sibling over 40? I can’t imagine anyone 40 and younger desiring to listen to Jimmy Buffett.

Sean

This sums up the Purple Parrots beautifully:

That’s fair, and I think you’re right that it’s by degrees. Things were simpler when you could lob an “x band is overrated” or “actually, vanilla is a more complex flavor than chocolate” bomb and watch people stumble over themselves to defend either side. Those were the salad days.

They would almost always be the ones to flop into the moat like a dead fish. I saw them reach the Steps of Knowledge a couple of times, but they always looked lost and afraid, and I never once saw the Purple Parrots in the Temple Run.

Blue Barracudas bruh

Blue Barracudas bruh

I can understand the pull for Good Thing is Actually Bad, but you can always just write those people off as know-nothings. But if someone tried to tell you “Actually, Trump is Good” or “Actually, the Holocaust was a good thing and here’s ten reasons why” - I can’t abide those people. There are just so many more…

I can understand the pull for Good Thing is Actually Bad, but you can always just write those people off as know-nothings. But if someone tried to tell you “Actually, Trump is Good” or “Actually, the Holocaust was a good thing and here’s ten reasons why” - I can’t abide those people. There are just so many more…

I’m sorry wittylibrarian, but there’s only one arbitrator in this town:

I’m sorry wittylibrarian, but there’s only one arbitrator in this town:

and how we’ve never signed a QB to a contract extension in our franchise history

For my money this fumble is second only to the Butt Fumble.

Kyle: