Everyone is saying this trailer is amazing etc, and maybe visually it is, but am I the only one who thought the audio mixing was fucking awful? I can hardly hear the guy speak because the music is way too loud.

The appetite suppressant lollipops are “literally unreal.” Does that mean this is a late April Fool’s prank?

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

I, for one, am completely refreshed by this take. The early arcs of the show go through great lengths to put Rose on a pedestal and claim how great she was.

I mean, the US kind of was at its best post WW2. We had just emerged as the heroes of quite possibly the closest thing to a “just war” in history, were basically free to dictate the fate of half the planet with no one questioning us, and were able to produce and sell damn near everything to the world because we were…

Are you a time traveler? What century are you from? Parents have been lugging around snacks for their kids for quite some time. My parents had snacks for me. They had snacks for my older brother. This was not a practice my parents or grandparents found strange.

Perhaps it’s not that the practice is new, but just that…

That is how employers sell servers on the concept of tipping, but that’s not why tipping exists.

“Like “I’m giving you more cash AND I have to do algebra? Fuck this.””

This whole column should be called “How to guilt people into screwing themselves and paying me more.” None of this advice is geared towards actually improving a dining experience. It is just a how-to guide for waitstaff to get larger tips.

You understand that the root cause is the government being unable or unwilling to address the problem, right? The “market-based solution” is a symptom of the disease, not the treatment.

No, no, you’re going about it all wrong

I’ll continue to check my food because I want to make sure I got what I paid for.

SECONDED. i’ve been through a drive thru enough times to know that somebody is gonna mess up my order and i’ll be damned if someone tries to make to go through the drive thru again. nah. imma sit in my spot at the window and check my damn order and know that my order is straight before i pull away.…

Try: Two black characters who speak to each other about something other than racism, oppression, or other “urban” issues. That’s what I look for, at least (which means it’s also what annoys me the most when it doesn’t happen).

So what they are worshipping is actually the anti-christ? Makes sense

Having the 1701 show up, and ending with the original theme song, was cheesy as hell. There’s no denying that.

The opening piano is so tonally offputting to me, I really just can’t get into it once the actual lyrics kick in. Definitely looking forward to the upbeat remix.

This this, always this.

Arrghh! You mean he cheated? I was sent to this rotten planet for nothing, then!

To even suggest that it was a game for both men and women was incredibly progressive compared to his contemporaries.