Everyone is saying this trailer is amazing etc, and maybe visually it is, but am I the only one who thought the audio mixing was fucking awful? I can hardly hear the guy speak because the music is way too loud.

Why didn’t Patrick Stewart return as Pile of Poo?

I love how Pocahontas’s hair randomly blows in the wind when she’s talking.

Leia is a General and doesn’t have time for this bullshit.

Another theft: the whole re-creating a dead person’s personality from their

Why not suspend the various English teachers who so obviously failed him to this point, as well?

The appetite suppressant lollipops are “literally unreal.” Does that mean this is a late April Fool’s prank?

Ridiculous prediction that should absolutely never happen:

Everyone in life of the Man in Black dies after he touches them.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

I, for one, am completely refreshed by this take. The early arcs of the show go through great lengths to put Rose on a pedestal and claim how great she was.

I mean, the US kind of was at its best post WW2. We had just emerged as the heroes of quite possibly the closest thing to a “just war” in history, were basically free to dictate the fate of half the planet with no one questioning us, and were able to produce and sell damn near everything to the world because we were…

I’ve been staying through since the late 90s when a friend who was working at ILM at the time wanted me to see his name. I was proud of him and he said something off-handed about how no one really pays attention to credits, and that he likes to stay to take in how many people are involved in making films. It stuck.…

I actually always sat all the way through the credits, because I like to see where they are filmed and soundtrack info and also I like some time to sit in the dark and absorb what I’ve just seen. I paid for the experience, I’m going to wring every drop out of it.

Routh was a good Reeve-Superman substitute, but the script sucked. Routh is a *perfect* Ray Palmer Ted Kord.

Excited puppy Ray is the best Ray.

Are you a time traveler? What century are you from? Parents have been lugging around snacks for their kids for quite some time. My parents had snacks for me. They had snacks for my older brother. This was not a practice my parents or grandparents found strange.

Perhaps it’s not that the practice is new, but just that…

They aren’t dimension travelling. They are the Rick and Morty FROM that dimension. Do you guys not watch Rick and Morty?

YES, I AM HERE FOR DIRIGIBLE CRIME!

This show is amazing. I want to point out that this is an episode where a bad-ass, Themyscira-trained Helen of Troy killed a shitload of bad guys with the standard sword and jumping around, and then picked up a gun and casually mowed down a shitload more, and it barely rated a mention in the recap.