This whole column should be called “How to guilt people into screwing themselves and paying me more.” None of this advice is geared towards actually improving a dining experience. It is just a how-to guide for waitstaff to get larger tips.

You understand that the root cause is the government being unable or unwilling to address the problem, right? The “market-based solution” is a symptom of the disease, not the treatment.

No, no, you’re going about it all wrong

I’ll continue to check my food because I want to make sure I got what I paid for.

SECONDED. i’ve been through a drive thru enough times to know that somebody is gonna mess up my order and i’ll be damned if someone tries to make to go through the drive thru again. nah. imma sit in my spot at the window and check my damn order and know that my order is straight before i pull away.…

Try: Two black characters who speak to each other about something other than racism, oppression, or other “urban” issues. That’s what I look for, at least (which means it’s also what annoys me the most when it doesn’t happen).

So what they are worshipping is actually the anti-christ? Makes sense

Having the 1701 show up, and ending with the original theme song, was cheesy as hell. There’s no denying that.

The opening piano is so tonally offputting to me, I really just can’t get into it once the actual lyrics kick in. Definitely looking forward to the upbeat remix.

This this, always this.

Arrghh! You mean he cheated? I was sent to this rotten planet for nothing, then!

Blogger Caught Describing Mic As “Hot”

Dragon Ball Ultra

The last three virus / spyware problems I had got in through ads.

No, but her sister has eight Oscars and six Emmy Awards, all before the age of 25.

And Pink Diamond’s gem IS on the Dollar.

Shmi was just embarrassed about the drunken one night stand with Dr. Evazan.

A fish sandwich with wasabi.

Sticking to lore, Jedi are not supposed to have kids, which means that until Anakin and the Skywalkers, all Jedi were complete randoms.

To even suggest that it was a game for both men and women was incredibly progressive compared to his contemporaries.