All I can say is “dream in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills out quicker”.

He should be drinking it, not walking it.

In-an-Out, gives you more fries than Five Guys.

I see lines of coke.

Geez, that’s a hefty lawyer fee for fighting a ticket. Don’t they have traffic court or county court in Australia, where it’s basically you vs. the cop and if the cop doesn’t show up or he cop can’t prove his case, then it gets tossed?

I think we should setup a go fund me campaing to make one a reality.

Was Bill Clinton trying to pick a fight with Ken? So sad.

Amen to that!!

But is it fun?

Let’s see which one comes out first: this or HL3

It hasn’t been made yet.

I wonder if the color and size of the tie in that photo means your position in the hierarchy. Miyamoto’s tie is the brightest and the largest in the photo.

You don’t have to hunt down for a GBA copy of Circle of the Moon. You can just go to the WiiU eShop and pay $8 for it.

I think they missed an opportunity. What they should’ve done is have the helmet-less troopers as rebels, rather than just remove that functionality. Then you could have a Bucket vs. Bucket-less battle.

If they keep pushing themselves too much, they’ll get a cramp. Just release the game and patch the shit out of it.

I got the solution for this, go naked.

I saw an anchor wearing shorts and flip-flops when the camera accidentally panned out, but at the end of the day, who cares what they’re wearing.

This looks pretty awesome. The way I see it, if you can fish on a paddle boat, why not on one of these. At least the way this one was modified makes it pretty functional.

Maybe they’ll announce an update to Pokemon GO...oh wait...

This looks too healthy and green for KFC.