Heck, if we’re going there, dogs are the pets for control freaks who don’t like caring for a pet so much as they get off on bending a living creature to their will.

To paraphrase Douglas Adams…

“i was getting rejected by men and it was killing my soul. Nobody was picking me.”

He gave her 34G breasts. 34G.
She claims she’s doing it for herself but she says she’s doing it because men kept rejecting her after she had breast cancer.

Honestly, doctors have to swear an oath to do no harm, right? How do these unscrupulous plastic surgeons keep their medical licenses?

Thanks for worrying, you’re too kind. :) . I’m lucky though, so far it hasn’t affected my health but I finally agreed to try relaxation techniques and, if that doesn’t work, medication because my blood pressure is a bit elevated when it used to be on the low side.

While others say they drink or smoke pot more since Trump, I’m constantly on the alert.  My husband jokes that we’re keeping watch in shifts. I don’t know how people in war torn countries ever actually rest.

😂😂 That’s hilarious. It reminded me of this old joke bit of writing:

The extra layer of weirdness to this story is that her name makes me think she’s Hispanic and being in Texas, I’d assume she’s of Mexican ancestry so how healthy is it to want to look like the wife of a man who got elected by disparaging Mexicans?

Speaking as a cat people myself, I understand that Damon just doesn’t get it. I accept it. And, just a little bit, I pity him. He doesn’t get that the appeal of cats is that they live in their little feral insane world right among us, bringing the wild right indoors while giving us the best parts of their company.

I know, $60,000 to look like Melania and she doesn’t look anything like Melania.

Interesting. I don’t trust dog people in general because they’re just too damn talkative, nosy and cheerful - much like their smelly, mouth-breathing counterparts. :D

There’s nothing funny here. This is tragic in every way.

I once went on a date with a guy i met online who asked me if i had a dog. I did not (though love animals) and then he went into this thing about how he can’t trust a dog person. He said if you have this overwhelming urge to gain control an otherwise free animal, chain it up or walk around with it on a leash - he…

Tearing down your grandparents’ house to build condos...

Also a lot of “country club racism” in that set. But they’re smart enough to only pull it out when they think you’re buddies. But yeah, these are the people passing on job applicants and denying home loans when no one is looking.

They also had CCH Pounder take off her wig and reveal her natural twists, and had her Black coworker comment that “Sister [with a hard -er] be doing it with the real flow,” which made me wonder where the Black writer was when that line was written.

I still cheer when I think of Gemma’s death. That bitch deserved that and worse.

Most Duck Dynasty t-shirts are also camouflage.

I would add ‘Duck Dynasty’ t-shirts to the list along with the beards that come with the shirts.

My list: 1)Brag about your “small, hometown”. To me, it screams “I lived in a small town without any minorities and the Kl*n holds annual parades at the end of the summer”. 2) Use “Americana” in your daily lexicon... Without any hint of irony. Once again... reminds me the small town, where the Kl*n holds annual…