So many of her clothes look less like something actual humans would wear than like Barbie outfits. Everything’s a little too head-to-toe color-coordinated in slightly garish off-shades with odd design details. I imagine them arriving at the White House tacked to a card emblazoned with a “MELANIA!” logo, packaged in a…

I’m wondering if it’s Dior, a Bar jacket, which often has padding at the hips.

Yeah, the mix of the color and the giant pouffy sleeves. If you knocked the sleeves off and did a simple cap sleeve, it would probably have been okay. Pushing it for work wear, but acceptable for accessory first lady. Alas....

No no no. Besides her age, haven’t you read where as part of their prenup (I think?) Donald later let it out that he agreed to give her one child. If she broke the contractual agreement, she was out.

The weird thing is that by his standards, she’s already practically a dinosaur. If you listen to any of his Howard Stern interviews (Which I strongly recommend against doing, as they are gatherings of some of the worst of humanity), Orange Mugabe mentions quite often that 35 years old, at least according to him, is “ch…

Remember how Michelle Obama always wore a mix of high end designers (for special fancy events) and more affordable, common labels for most appearances? I think Melania’s stylist is aiming for that kind of relateability (and failing miserably). She doesn’t even ever look professional when she’s in a professional…

Okay....Why? You’d think somebody as obsessed with image and fame as Dump would be paying/threatening to get her ON said lists.

And the photographer hates you. What’s with that angle? You’d think a former model could work the camera better.

Her stylist stated in an interview last week that he ‘purposely dresses her to keep her off the best dressed lists.’ Guess what, mission accomplished.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO THERE.

I had this horrible thought...

I love this and I hope it’s true.

I couldn’t tell is it was the angle or not from the first picture, but the CNN screen grab certainly shows it is the suit itself. Maybe she figures if she starts to look fat, Donald will set her free?

Oh no, even Melania’s stylist has turned on the family.

Melania, honey, whatever you paid for that suit was too much. It’s very unflattering.

He has hosted for the last 10 years. Guess you haven’t been home sick and turned on the tv in the last decade?

I can’t believe i actually watched it. I haven’t watched the price is right in years, but i happened to have some free time after class and tuned in right when the first spin hit $100 it was so weird.

Woah woah woah woah. Pump your brakes. WHY would you go to any lengths to give that guy in the header image the benefit of the doubt? NOBODY, and I mean absolutely no-fucking-body-at-all is dumb enough to do this kind of thing and not know what it really means. No. This was absolutely intentional, every single bit of…

Sometimes racism comes from a place of ignorance.

This is a great example of how racism does not have to come from a place of hatred. Sometimes racism comes from a place of ignorance.