Dad’s friend slaps Brock on the back. “Youthful indiscretion, young man. A shame that girl targeted you.”

I might be wrong but I get the feeling based on family and friend interviews that Brock has spent his life admiring good ol’ boys like his dad and his dad’s friends. I wouldn’t be shocked if one of those friends is making sure there is a nice spot for Brock at his company if/when he finishes school.

I have heard of Karla. She’s in lots of serial killer roundups. But yeah, the fact that she got out of jail so early and was able to have a good life after what she did is nuts. That would be less likely to happen if she committed such a crime today, don’t you think? Casey Anthony wasn’t even convicted and I doubt…

She’s back in Canada, trying to live a quiet life in Quebec but at least once a year she gets outed to her neighbours.

Well, maybe shame is the wrong word. I don’t think he’s ashamed of what he did, but I’d imagine having your neighbors witness a protest that represents the opinion of countless people all across the country would stir some sort of negative inner feelings. Being viewed as a piece of shit by a lot of people he’ll…

Turner will have to endure this humiliating protest and live with the shame forever, even if the actual sign-holding peters out in a few weeks.

As long as the protestors don’t resort to violent action or harass his family and friends, I think this is an appropriate form of expressing anger about an obvious injustice. In lieu of a prison sentence, Turner will have to endure this humiliating protest and live with the shame forever, even if the actual…

Thank you. It’s okay though. It really was inevitable and I learned a lot—including a lot of things that I will never stand for again.

Six months of agony and an inevitable break up.

I’m pretty sure if Tom were to unexpectedly pass away before the nuptials, LuAnn take him to a taxidermist, prop him up at the end of the aisle, and hire a ventriloquist to say his vows. Tl;dr - There is no way she is not getting married.

Y’know, I get “he screwed up” at some point in a relationship, but the night before your engagement party? Naw, son. That points to some serious issues.

If you’ve watched the show for a while, it becomes very apparent Milania adores her Dad and he has a soft spot for her. She’ll do anything for him. She’s not allowed to get ‘mushy’. He won’t have it, that’s why they call each other names. It’s sad and this jail time is hard on her. She’s not a girly-girl like her mom…

I miss Joe and Rosie

There’s nothing quite so beautifully delusional as people losing their shit while screaming about how chill/healthy/enlightened they are.

There is only one person worse than Jacqueline on RHONJ, and that is Jacqueline 2: The Revenge, a/k/a Ashlee.

I think (and this is totally speculation) that Jacqueline has a pill problem. She has erratic behavior and when she starts drinking, she becomes mean.

But the context was Teresa saying she never asked about her legal troubles. Teresa’s statement was pretty general and for once I genuinely think that’s what Teresa meant. I don’t think Teresa was ever comparing the specific cases but comparing that she never asked about her legal business. Then Jacqueline had to make…

Well now I feel bad. Off to fake cry!

I think it explains why Heather isn’t booking more acting gigs.

I think Heather’s mannerisms lend herself to parody more than some of the others. She has a lot of affectations that are over the top and easily turned into a caricature. I think it’s why some of Amy Phillip’s parodies (Heather, Ramona, Bethenny) are more successful than others (does she even do a Vicki or a Tamra?).