Kelly notably announced last year that she was pulling her three kids out of their elite private schools because the schools had taken a “hard left,” 

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt.

Friends with Benniferits?

If churches are gonna start taking political stands then they should have their tax exempt status removed. 

Wait until they find out he’s anti-pedophilia.

It sounds like a lovely day!

I’m so sorry about the pain and frustration. I have nothing worthwhile to say about the baby (although congratulations-to-be!) or the pain, as I have no children of my own. But I can speak to the PhD. It’s never too late and you’re never too old. I finished mine at 37; one member of my cohort was in his fifties when…

Same.  The less I fuck with my skin the better it looks.

do yourself a favor and get the dreamsicle if you do this.

My brother-in-law walked in on my in-laws having sex on Thanksgiving morning one year, and when we went around the table to say what we were thankful for, I said, "that my parents are divorced."

Easier alternative: IF you have FaceCrook, delete your account.

You’re a fake bill!

Username checks out.

She’s just mad they wouldn’t have a crown to fit her big granite head

That’s not a bad start! Hopefully my list is helpful