I thought this was a joke post about games getting delayed next year based on the title. Winter 2018 is next November...

I believe it would technically be Winter 2017 since the season starts THIS year. Winter 2018 would imply that it’s Nov-Dec 2018, carrying over into 2019. Unless you want to go ahead and call it Winter-1 2018 and Winter-2 2018; since each year contains 2 Winter seasons.

I think it’ll be confusing in either regard, but…

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

Roy Moore would be getting fucked with pineapple 8 hours a day

The pineapple doesn’t deserve that fate.

You should immediately have more stars. Like, all of them.

It’s amazing how much stupid shit one person can say in a paragraph, but let me try to break this down.

It’s like he thinks his job as president is to do shitty stand-up comedy in front of insanely friendly crowds. Actually ... yeah, he probably does.

And I have never in my life seen so many prayer emojis in one place.

If you go out breaking a hip to that song, you’ll have gone out right, I’ll tell you what.

Well into my grey years, when my ass has probably deflated a bit, and cataracts cloud my vision, I will still remember “Booty booty booty booty, rocking everywheyaah”, and a tear will fall.

OMG you need to read the comments on the cached article.

I can’t get used to the thumbsticks or triggers on the PS4, I like the way the Xbox controller feels a lot better. But that’s just, like, my opinion, man.

Microsoft has a strategy, it’s just too long term to offer immediate benefits. Microsoft’s AI is pushing boundaries of humanity, while Sony has better exclusives. Sony was facing bankrupcy, while Microsoft was looking to expand their installation base. The Xbox is clearly better for non-gaming activities, which was…

Yeah, it definitely auto-records. I have the kinect, so I use the “record that” command (auto records last 30 seconds, I think, on default, but you can go to upload studio, or something like that, to adjust settings). Not sure what the controller commands are for it.

you’re doing it wrong because mine auto records, might be a settings thing but just hit the Guide button and then either y for screen shot or x for video. The select button let’s you record now or capture your last couple minutes.

That sounds like a decent way to get murdered in the woods, honestly. I hope she has a knife.

Pro tip: Start HOURS before. Shoot her a flirty text in the morning, send her some flowers (her female coworkers will be more than jealous) and call her when she is on her way home to tell her how sexy she is. When you two finally meet up, most of your work is already done as she will already be in the mindset for…

Good jokes require planning and wit.

Why are Republicans so unfunny? They’re not even unfunny in a charming dad-joke kind of way. Their attempts at humor are like soulless lizard people trying to emulate humans.