You are both wrong and not forgiven.

Although many people (including myself) think a $69k V8 viper would be an excellent idea

Buuuttttt there is no manual option for the S3, which is precisely why I don’t drive an S3 today.

This is good Jalop. Everyone is right, it can be cross-shopped with a whole mess of options for the open-minded now, since every coupe on the market suddenly decided it wanted to have adequate power and handle acceptably. The real question for me is would I rather have this brand new, or a CPO M3 sedan with a little…

I want to punch the front of this car in the face.

Am I missing something or is the answer VW gave to the headlining question (how they are going to get their shit together this year) boils down to: fancy stereo?

Just so I am clear, the best Scions to buy are actually either a Subaru or a Mazda. At this point they should make a crossover based on the HR-V and call it a day.

He wasn’t too drunk to MANUALLY ENTER THE MULTIPLIER in the app to confirm his ride. Fuck that guy. Uber is guilty of some horrible anti-labor shit but I have no sympathy for these idiots who can’t do math.

Welcome 2015/2016. While here please ignore Trump, enjoy Mad Max and Star Wars for the first time in like 20 years, mind your pronouns, and enjoy your new Hyundai/Kia.
(But seriously that thing is gorgeous. Even if a production version would be a li’l watered down...)

Considering the overstyled messes we’ve been subjected too the last few years, yes it has aged well. It’s still a face only a mother could love, but the rest of it isn’t offensive.

designed to fulfill all the government standards without fulfilling any of the enthusiasts

The B9 Tribeca was an abomination, but is it just me, or has it aged remarkably well? It’s still ugly, but it doesn’t make me want to gouge out my eyes anymore.

Many cars put out much more horsepower and cost far less than the 335i (I refuse the new name), but the BMW continues to be the better car.

According to KTRK, they’re planning to wed in March. I think the only appropriate thing to do is for a bunch of people to, in the middle of their wedding, continually interrupt it to do stuff that is “more important” than that wedding. I’m thinking about tuning my bagpipes that day, or perhaps de-clawing my un-sedated…

In general I find it pretty hard to take any company, but especially an automotive one, seriously when they’re still using booth babes in 2015. Hire people to work your booth sure...but matching blondes in crop tops with belly-button rings feels a bit last decade...and, you know, sexist.

Mechanically - the Camaro is close to everything I’d want in a vehicle. RWD, 2 door, 2+2, big ass V8 option -

Although not built for the purpose, if you ever need to merge in a new Camaro, you can pull over and call OnStar. They’ll send someone out to safely guide your Camaro into traffic.

I think I get it. Gray, orange, and blue = 1970s Soviet colors because you can conceive of a scenario in that setting in which those three colors would exist.

I’m trying to figure out what you’re mad at AntiLag for but I got nothing...you basically sound like an asshole.

I can’t believe people just sit there video taping in hopes to catch a crash like that. Kinda sadistic.