Dude. They sell these on eBay all day long. They should have just outsourced.

you told your co-workers your birthday?

Revised headline:

North and South Korea(who are our allies, btw) are a unified delegation for the Olympics. Maybe being the bigger man and standing for our allies should mean more than trying to stick to ole’ Un, no?

All I read at first was “New Stratus is coming” and I’m like “really Dodge? is this what we need right now?”

Nice!

That is sexy!

Major envy. Not hate, just envy!

Wow, never seen that before.

You have quite a beautiful bird

Already have it. Drove it this morning. Summer is rarely far away in Texas. ‘61 Thunderbird, a.k.a. the Bullet Bird.

The officer almost got run over.

I can’t blame him for having his weapon drawn, and assuming the suspect was hostile.

So you want me to use alternative physics to disprove alternative realities? Interesting. I’ve never really played that game before. Is this a nerd fight?

“But parents today have no idea what polio was like, so it’s hard to convince somebody that lives are at risk if they don’t vaccinate.”

yeah not working for me yet either.

Tried on two different browsers, both resulted in black screens.

Welcome to Jalopnik’s newest series, “Will it Luau?”

Mother of God........that looks delicious.

Sports sedan with a hatch is what makes this thing most interesting to me. Beyond how it drives, what’s the biggest thing a normal person could stuff through he hatch? Like could I pick up a washing machine? A small couch? 3 goats? Maybe I actually need a truck but could I at least spend a regrettable amount at IKEA…

This is SO unfair! Danill has delivered for RBR/STR on SO many occasions and on the few rare instances where he did not do well... It wasn’t HIS fau..... al.... BWAHAHAHA! I’m sorry! I can’t keep a straight face! ...hehehe. Sorry Torpedo Boy! Sorry too see you go, said NO ONE! It’s about freakin time! Good luck in…