I’d paint everything this color.

I’m betting there have actually been blood wars over the rights to secure the manholes. This was merely the result of a successful hit by the rival family upon the one chosen by the paterfamilias to maintain the Family Manhole this year.

Kind of a “duh” moment for the organizers. This race has been held here almost continuously for over 80 years, ALONG AN ESENTIALLY UNCHANGED track. The fact that this was even an issue boggles me.

“In bumber to bumper traffic” - so which one is the bumber and which is the bumper? Front to back, or vice versa?

Hey Chris, when EVERYBODY else is the problem, you are the problem.

I hate to mess up your joke, but they’ve actually offered that for quite a few years now (or, rather, X-Plane has been available as part of a FAA certified simulator solution): http://www.x-plane.com/pro/certified/

And you’re the fatheaded adult who has nothing better to do at 1 in the morning than insult kids on the Internet. You must be proud of what you have achieved in life.

He was writing a comment on Jalopnik.

Reading is really hard, sometimes.

Don’t forget Spyker

Even as a progressive person, I find this sticker to be really embarrassing.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

Bucket, meet bucket.

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Get a new keyboard then critique.

AND. PARK. IN. NON-EXISTENT. AUSTIN. PARKING. SPOTS. ALSO. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.

As the writer of the article, you should really stop perpetuating the misbelief about a in use light.

The Uber app shows the make, model, and license plate number of the car that is picking you up. I’ve always found that to be confirmation enough.

Note that he’s passing someone on the right, and there’s no reason to believe the person in the left lane was driving too slowly for the passing lane. There was someone ahead of them passing the van.

Seriously. And with his family in the car, too. Doing that and then bragging about doing it is some real next-level stupidity. (And praising him for it is a whole other flavor of stupidity.)

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.