Jez won’t criticise a white women for anything.

This is brilliant. I could foresee them dredging up the graveyard of also-rans from Pop Idol, X Factor, Britain’s Got Talent, and The Voice UK. And the inevitable BB evictee.
Some contenders:

Also apparently believes that semen has mood altering properties?

I’d put it as part of my bio. It’s time to ruin the lives of pieces of shit.