It’s just like a core Fallout experience, ya know? You get bilked by a post-apocalyptic megacorporation and only literal threats of violence can get them to make good on their promises of cheap, albeit slightly better quality, trinkets.

It’s a Korean copy of a Chinese knock off of a unreliable British SUV

Corporate intern millennial to Kia exec: How do you plan to sell to “us”

Well, I, for one, am totally shocked by this news. I always assumed that Model S and Model X buyers were highly price sensitive, budget conscious consumers who typically cross shopped with the Prius c. 

I trust Facebook with my privacy more than I trust that price.

Wait, a kidney is only worth $40k now?Millennials ARE ruining everything! /s

That is indeed Right Venting.

Here, we have one Jason Torchinsky. A man who can spot the turn indicator of a Volkswagen Rabbit from three blocks away. And while things may be going well for this Pao Pilot, he’s about to embark on a journey of two Omnis. One, privileged to a life of perennial pampering. The other, its downtrodden counterpart from a…

I haven’t seen the gaming press this hyped for something since the Ouya. I think this will be just as successful.

The theoretical physics necessary to create a propulsion system that moves objects the way these objects were observed moving doesn’t really exist in human scientific literature. We could presumably reach those levels of acceleration with big enough engines, or using something exotic as fuel (antimatter? nevermind the…

No need to troll, Toyota factory OEM part # 83242-JA810

I think their family needs to drive a Rebel Machine. 

Battlebots did it first...

Paging Ken Block, paging Ken Block, you’re wanted in the hardware department.  Ken Block to the hardware department.  Thank you.

Right car brand....wrong model. Should have used a FORESTER.

“This is Agent... umm... Jones of the Internal Revenue Service. On your tax returns you listed ‘wife’ as a deduction for ‘content production for Pornhub’”

I could feel confident in saying that, whenever possible, a happy marriage includes the idea of not driving your car right at your spouse

I see your 93 and raise it with the 95. Only because the 93 version couldn’t spill a drink nearly as easily as the 95 could.

a third-generation Firebird (the coolest Firebird—fight me)