It’s basically Duke Nukem Forever.

“Up next on ‘Who Has A Bigger Case Of PTSD’ - In the blue corner we have Manny the BMW tech who has to work on the new Alpina with the quad-turbo inline six diesel engine! And in the silver corner we have Justin the VW tech who’s been told he has to repair a Touraeg V10 TDI!”

I just watched an episode of MWC the other night. Such a freaking amazing show.

Wow, the car with more horsepower sent to more wheels won a drag race?!?!?

Sounds... cling to the engine sounds.

the trackhawk was at an immediate disadvantage as its tires were spinning in david tracy’s tears.

“These communities he’s hitting, he has no ties to,”...he does have ties to that $20 bill though.

Well, it’s obviously Al Bundy. He just repurposed his old nudie bar trick.

You choke it with federally mandated emissions. Thanks Obama!

Well, the engine wasn’t great out of the factory, for sure. But I had mine done at a shop which specialized in aluminum engines and they redid mine with inserts and balanced to 6000rpm, IIRC. It wound up pretty nicely and the price was very inexpensive for some forgotten reason. They did bring my attention to that…

US version had a different front-end treatment:

You tard, they never offered him the 15 million. The most was $50,000.

I bought a 18.5' bowrider with a 5.7L V-8 for $4k... your move boat nerd, wanna race?

Well, that and it will be easier for a bank to repo a car that can drive itself to the repo lot.

I am going to have to make a start-up “Wayush”.  It is a gig based car washing service to clean the autonomous car service cars on a regular basis. I will charge the companies $10 per car and give the Wayush user $1.35, and make them pay for thier own supplies. The rest of the money will go to customer aquisition, my…

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Well then you are dumber than you look. Dude had an auto repair business before the computers and they were using the Nissan name to sell their cars. He knew what he was doing, otherwise he would have registered Nissan Computers instead. Then there is the convenient 2 times he “asked” for 15 million dollars. Dude got…

Dude, reading comprehension. Nissan never offered $10M. Nissan wanted $10M FROM Uzi for using the domain.

Counterpoint: Corporations with virtually unlimited legal resources should not be able to shake down smaller businesses.