*cough* *cough* assembled in Detroit, MI...right up until FCA killed it last year.

Don’t hate on the DSM, at least not until they hired whoever this is...

I don’t recall fighting the dealership over warranty issues, but then again it was $500 and hidden behind someone’s shed so....

It looks like 5 of them have hit $20K. Presumably all 5 of them had full interiors.  

“You do have to give CARB some credit”...for failing a 38 year old car last weekend because it had the wrong serial number on the catalytic converter.

California can suck my balls. There is zero logic in demanding that specific parts be mandated for specific cars and that’s exactly what their current mandate is.

40K for a 2nd Gen MR2? I don’t care how low the mileage is, that is pure crack pipe. That said, yes, if it’s valuation is based on it being a zero mile car you keep it a zero mile car.

1978 Firebirds have electrical issues? There’s hardly anything electrical in them. They have electric doors and windows, a starter, an alternator, an 8 track, and that’s pretty much all the electric things they come with.

Trikes? At that point its a Ford or a Chevrolet, just with HD running gear. 

Corvettes and Jeeps outperform their segment, HD bikes...don’t. Also (male) Porsche owners do indeed become Corvette owners, but only after their second divorce.

Tires and brakes aren’t the problem. Teslas are speed limited to 130 mph, AKA something you can exceed with a 5 year old Honda Civic. Yes electric cars have great acceleration but you already knew that, they also stop doing anything exciting once they get there.

“Even five year old tires generally are worse for wear than I’d like. I’m a four year guy for my everyday cars, three for ‘fun’ cars.”

Place a penny in between both terminals, if Lincoln’s head doesn’t melt you need a new battery?

Next time on “Flip that” gay (I can only assume) husband’s “house”?

Do people that drive old cars still use low beams...ever? I only ask because I never do. It has nothing to do with laziness, it’s that new car LED headlights are an ‘O’ and a conventional headlight are an ‘.’

BMW 3 series?

“You know some dude with too much time on his hands will gut it and make a zillion modifications”

The most important safety equipment is between your ears. If that happens to be an airbag, so be it.

100% agreed. Gasoline is not the issue here, it’s more about wormholes and thumbs...and also that gasoline prices are headed downward. Senor Trumpi or not, at $100/barrel oil shale becomes highly profitable. All the oil shale operations that shut down when OPEC last flooded the market will be back online just like…

Not a chance in hell. If it hits $100/barrel all the oil shale operations that were unprofitable at $60-70/barrel (and shut down after OPEC tried to flood the market) will be back online in a heartbeat since all of them are quite profitable at $100/barrel.