Now, now, I’m sure that is....wait for it

Not possible. You are forgetting that they chucked the LS/Corvette drivetrain, the Holden zeta and some styling engineer from the 1990s into a juice weasel and hit BLEND to make the CTS-V.

Perhaps it’s because half of their target demographic are now living in assisted care facilities?

Yes but we also got THIS lovely meme...

Japan has a whole tribe of tarmangani and mangani living on Monster island? This is important news.

Salmon used to be a legitimate color for cars...just not interiors

“My question is, why do I need to do something different?” he asked. “If I trust in the naturally aspirated engine, why do I need to downgrade my powertrain to a V-8 or V-6?”

So...

To be fair, the Commies are very much down with astronauts too, just less so with pies, Corvettes and freedom. They even gave them their own holiday.

Counterpoint...

Pretty much, but that’s Japan’s version, built in secret because they’re totally pacifists.

OTay...I’ll bite. Please present the used school girl panty vending machines from someplace other than Japan (*)

Additional cracking/distillation or high octane additives like Xylene or Toluene? Ethanol alone isn’t going to do it unless we stop eating anything with corn in it

You misspelled Sunoco...or premium from the “free” states like Arizona

The one people are complaining isn’t a hatchback?

Toyota Camry motors will make 400hp for 80k or 200ish hp for 300k? Good to know.

“worst looking cars of all time”

Oh please... I’ve been followed for 20 minutes just for driving my janky truck in a “nice” neighborhood. If I could pick up 40 ft of construction scaffolding in a Toyota Prius I would.

You know you can just go to the dealership and buy these right? No 3 year waiting period required.

Now be fair, he only destroyed two incredibly rare cars this season. I’m sure he can do better next year.