My local Kragens (O’Reilly) had them in the mid-90s. I didn’t lose my Poncho until roughly that time.

Oh my, that’s no Trans-am, there are no fender vents. Also how could you not go with (factory issue) quad curved tips. That’s only like $5 extra

Given the current state of his collection how is a potential HOA violation even a consideration?

I think it missed a lot of the flair of the original...

If only this were current. Simple to read and best of both worlds. You’ve got the analog (ish) bit and the actual number right beside it. Oil pressure, coolant temperature, range, mpg all clearly stated

Good to know. I was unaware. How about the claims that his hands weren’t on the wheel?

Hey now, I learned something new. Until now I only thought Jerry had a thing for 911s and 17 year old child brides.

Interesting. Who knew a commercial truck chassis was the perfect basis for an exotic luxury car?

No you can’t. “That guy” (in his Tesla Model S) wasn’t holding it, he was watching a Harry Potter video while his car auto piloted him into a white semi truck.

Time to buy 3000 shares of Rust-Oleum on margin you say?

Eh...I don’t hate it but where’s my gigantic rice wing? I am finally over the no overbuilt inline 6 but we gots to have that.

Hail to the king (of the trailer park) baby

I had that one as well and concur. Brilliant console but the recycled “Nights” Saturn controller was always a bit awkward. All the crazy game specific ones were brilliant though. Maracas, fishing rods, even a “personal massager”, I kid you not

So these fancy van conversions with lights on the top called ambulances were unable to carry an additional 9 pounds 2 ounces and we called in the motorcycle brigade? Is there a gofundme page to buy the ambulance drivers some air shocks?

To be fair, there are many other Fiero based options other than the 308, that was just their (briefly available) ‘factory’ option.

23 mpg-ish highway with a turbo 4 is not impressive, sorry. It is probably the closest thing you can buy to a ‘classic’ wagon these days though, so please accept my condolence star.

Now be fair, David Tracy nailed this one with authority.

Be fair man. D

So what sort of handicap are we giving team America? I mean, Japan has been fellating itself over giant robots since the 1960s.

Banks providing home loans to people I wouldn’t trust with a payday loan was pure win since they had no ‘skin in the game’ once they sold the loan to brokers = gaming the market.