Every Texan and Especially ever Texan Cop, thinks they are the star of their own action movie.
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“Cutty Flam! FUCK YEAH! Sailing again to save the motherfucking day yeah!”
Alongside a new bundle announcement, Microsoft showed off this new Xbox One controller today. It’s official name is…
Ugh the wartable! I feel like if there were some way for it to just BE the stupid cellphone thing it so clearly wanted to be, it would have been better. Like if it was a website/app that let you schedule that shit (while out, at work, etc) and it interfaced with your save file, so when you got back to the game there…
One of the best shows of my life. Had me crying like a little baby no less that 5 times. I’m addicted.
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Ladybeard—who is onto a very good thing in Japan as a cosplayer, pin-up model, wrestler, and metal singer—was at…
If he shouts ‘Excelsior’ he can be tried as an Adult
So I’ve been playing Earthbound lately. It’s my first go-around. A few hours in, I’m delighted and slightly bemused…
There’s nothing like that anymore because nobody wants it.
I was a backer for Beyond Eyes, but it seems the PS4 version isn’t coming out for a while. Darn. Submerged looks possibly cool.
Water based lube is TERRIBLE for male masturbation. Use silicone based lube at the very least. I highly recommend the all natural Mediterranean method: olive oil.
How many times do we have to tell you? WATER BASED LUBRICANT. Do not use oil-based lube. At least, don’t use oil-based lube anywhere near a vagina.
Beneath the funny hijinks and kick-ass alien fights, there is an entirely seperate show about adult fears. Steven’s mother, for all intents and purposes, has died to bring him into the world. Now her former team mates have to face the fact that he’s growing up and inheriting her powers. Does that make him Rose? How…
I mean, Steven Universe and Adventure Time are both kids’ shows, but they deal with very grown up themes and feature influences that you sort of need to be an adult to appreciate.
Sealed silver box? Don’t open it! There is some old sealed evil in there! Remains of a vampire or something!
Mechwarrior 2 “Oh it’s just a flightsim, but with robots.” DROPPED.
“I was surprised to find a new interpretation just yesterday, years after my most recent playthrough. When I met my traveling companion, I noticed that his penis was longer than mine. He’d collected a few more glyphs in the opening areas. He could jump higher than I could, fly a little longer. Each time we stopped to…
No no, I understand - it makes sense when you think about it. There’s a perfectly logical explanation for why you didn’t like it - and you honestly don’t need to apologize for it or explain it or feel guilty about it.