“Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers!Join me or die! Can you do any less?”

The going rate is 10 Riot Points per blog post. It’s a pretty crummy deal when you think about it—“ultimate skins” costs a whopping 3250 RP at this point, so this per-post bribery rate means I’m gonna have to turn out 325 pieces of League-focused blogging content if I can ever even hope to afford that Omega Squad…

There’s a lot more to sex appeal than just having characters in skimpier clothing. Balthier was a helluvalot sexier than Vaan in FFXII.

Was that a 'Red Dwarf' ref there?

"A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know,…

There were also attempts at showing off how he got hold of so many weird weapons, an early debut of Shadow Link (who didn’t appear in a game until Four Swords) and even a special two-part series where Link and Zelda go on a date (and Link gets into a barfight).

They're not though, because they're not the ones you have to plan every meal around to be boring as fuck.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, but the difference seems to be that when I am having lunch with a picky eater, I can judge and shame them silently without actually making an annoyance of myself, while they seem to fall all over themselves to whine about the inside of the cherry tomatoes being too slimy or how…

Picky eaters of any age are annoying as shit and need to get it together. Adults who are picky eaters can fuck right off. The number of times I've heard someone exclaim "I don't like seafood" or "I just don't like vegetables" as if salmon and shrimp or avocado and carrots are even remotely comparable is astounding.

I know!

Yeah, as much as I like this character design, the fact that she's a butch Russian strongwoman is forehead-slappingly obtuse.

Here you go: my reaction to his comments on how he is backing out of the development of the game he promised.

The actual list of harassing tweets is a fucking mile long.

He/she/they have been dragged to hell to marry Satan's daughter,

Maybe if more people were PUNK ROCK it would.

literally everyone wants to see that