So that’s what gets swapped out! Thanks for sharing.

To be fair, the non-driving part of racing seems to be cheating without getting caught..

I find this to be a bit much for my daily routine

I’m not even a VW owner and think this person can go fuck themselves. Seriously just because VW duped consumers doesn’t mean the consumers are suddenly the bad guys too- and for the love of *insert deity* DON’T MAKE THEM OUT TO BE BAD GUYS they’re victims.

Jetskis are solid proof that the trope “Money doesn’t buy happiness” is 100% untrue. Rich people own jetskis, and people on jetskis are always smiling. Therefore money DOES buy happiness.

A billion dollar fine isn’t a serious consequence?

They bought a Mk iv Golf?

I’m left wondering if the ‘stack of service records’ includes 6 grand for timing chains.

It’s already been said by others, but one crash is an outlier and the statistics can’t be compared directly. Concord didn’t fail, it was brought down by debris on the runway and would have 0 per million fatal crash rate if not for one fluke incident.

N = too small to matter here

In F1, drivers pick their numbers.

‘90s saturns. My ‘96 (‘97 pictured) SC1 has ample engine bay room. spark plugs front and center as well as one of the oxygen sensors.

My chauffeur informs me that my Bentley’s repair manual is indeed a veritable treasure trove of information!

That’s not true.

I don’t get it, The Corvette is 6.2 Liters, Pushrod engine, Naturally Aspirated, 460 hp, 460 ft lb torque, gets 29mpg and meets all regulations. Looks like all these quad overhead cam with VVT, and all the high tech catch phrases used to market people, could meet regulations when a small block Chevy bolted to a…

Beaters, if there is no oil under them, than there is no oil in them.

Uhm, just how many of a local small town police cars actually get used 24/7? I’d wager that it’s a small percentage. For the most part they just sit there at the station or they drive out a mile away to the border where they just sit. Modern cars police cars get sold off at around 100,000 or a certain number of…

We wouldn’t.

That could probably have been the whole guide right here, but the hilarious justification was 100% worth the read.

Still looks like it could [should] roll off the factory floor.