I think it's NIght Ranger-Springfield-Nena. I'm almost positive Springfield is the song after the tape auto-reverses.

No, it was for Unpainted Huffheinz.

You mean you live near one of the last restaurants that wasn't renamed from PoFolks to Folks?

I know far more about that than I care to admit, including the fact that there was a brief period after they removed the Steak and Biscuits from the menu where you could order them off-menu from the manager.

There are Cracker Barrels on 95 in both Maryland and New Jersey, that's quite an achievement.

Good Lord.

If you get your hair cut at Supercuts, then you get what you deserve.

"I dropped a Peanut M&M"

I can't find it, I think it predates YouTube, but this is pretty funny too:

He told NYC to drop dead.

Poor white people.

But he hasn't gotten drunk, stripped naked, and humped a dead shark, which means he's still ahead of Jimmy John.

I'll frequently order breadsticks and wings with BBQ sauce and blue cheese so I can dip the breadsticks in the BBQ sauce-tinged blue cheese.

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Funniest mid-concert-freakout is still that time Gene Simmons went Angry Dad on the audience for shining laser pointers at the band during Beth.

How's he supposed to have several long full-frontal shots on TBS?!

And Flub-A-Dub-Chub. And Chubby Weiners.

There was a Mexican restaurant in a heavily Latino part of DC that was called Dos Gringos and the proprietors appeared not to be cursed with even a shred of self-awareness.

I have a friend who has to catch himself before calling them that. He's in his late 30s.

There used to be a chain of fried chicken restaurants on the East Coast called Cluck-U.