And while on this leave of absence, he'll probably develop, I dunno, a company that lets diabetics rent out their insulin pumps when they're not using them. Or maybe the same thing, only with pacemakers.

*vomits into metal bucket*

I think that instead of watching Great News, I'll just watch the scene from Best In Show where JMH says Jane Lynch's character looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig, because he'll never say anything as funny as that.

I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Hey, I don't watch Entourage!

But, but, butbutbut…

Leo, please. Dr. Spaceman was my father.

Mike Myers was restrained in 54. Whether that means he was good, I couldn't say.

Yeah, here's hoping for a cameo from that Hitler chappie.

I saw one of the UCB performances in 2004 and it was so bad, they ended it about 10 mins early. I distinctly remember Paul Scheer from the cast, but had no idea Rob Huebel was also there (then again, I didn't recognize him as the host of MILF Island from 30 Rock until recently).

Around the house, I hardly lift a finger
As a husband and father, I'm subpar
I'd rather drink a beer than win Father of the Year
We're happy just the way we are

I will watch this show in case there's a robot that catches fire.

Where will victims of infidelity go to be told it was their own damn fault for not dressing sexy enough now?

It really blows my mind that so many people believe these women consented to being drugged and then changed their story afterwards.

Yeah, including Paul Reubens.

The Trib reported that they're gonna try and reschedule the production for next fall.

1) "Well, there you go" said [character], but instead he left.

For the love of God, 1. It was like a bad community theater production where they couldn't find enough actors who were willing to do English accents.

As long as they avoid nepotism casting, an anti-hero who's completely unredeemable, and threesomes featuring Ray Romano, they should be fine.

Odd comment from a guy who has "hockey" in his username.