And written by Wait Wait Don't Tell Me host Peter Sagal!

Slab Hardbody!

She's still the younger girl from Zombieland to me.

Yes, but what percentage of the music is anachronistic?

And Colbert turned into Mitt Romney.

That's been going on for at least the past 20 years.

I think you're an inbred shitstain.

Oh right, she's a brunette, that means she's the "ethnic" one.

The Rock is also getting ready to film a movie based on the Rampage video game, at least partly in Chicago.

And it showed, in that it had absolutely nothing to do with the series, other than the fact that there were two California Highway Patrolmen named Ponch and John and they had the call signs Seven-Mary-Three and Seven-Mary-Four.

There was a knowingly ironic stage adaptation of Debbie Does Dallas. It was well-received.

Starsky and Hutch was good. It was clearly what they were shooting for with CHiPs, and they fell far, far short.

It wouldn't have been hard to figure out, given the fact that it had characters with names like B.J. Cummings and Anita Massengill.

Oh, that Rizzoli! Or was she Isles?

BOOM! POP!

They could just get that one Maori actor to play the Muslim. Cliff whatshisname. The guy that played Pablo Escobar in Blow.

I'd like to say it was the equivalent of eating at McDonalds, but that's far too good.

Oh Lord, She Spies. It used to come on after SNL. Thank God I was in my 20s and had unfettered access to real porn.

"You see Bosley walkin' bowlegged? I made him walk like that!"

So that was the second time Kevin Smith got screwed by ABC…