Did he win a birthday cake from Roser's Bakery?

OK, that's an interesting interpretation I hadn't considered. But Brent was still an ass when Finchy wasn't around, just less of an ass.

Actually, no, I don't think "it's OK to be gross and sexist as long as you don't care about the target" is defensible.

It wasn't lousy enough to be kept in the vaults (it had the classic Thanksgiving Superfans sketch and a sketch with Culkin as Young Richmeister that wasn't awful), but it wasn't as good as the Fred Savage one.

It's always weird to watch clips of Wizzo whenever I watch that retrospective WGN airs at Christimastime and think to myself "Wow, Wizzo was racist AF"

I went to a Bozo Show taping when I was a year or two old, and my parents got the tickets because the people who owned our house before us signed up for the waiting list, but didn't have their mail forwarded to their new address.

"Turns out he was in charge of killing people. And by 'people' I mean 'Germans.'"

I don't know that I'd call "deciding the whole thing was Trudy's fault for leaving town" "realizing how horrible his behavior was."

I've been in the workforce long enough to just see Neil as someone who was fed up with Brent's incessant bullshit.

I always thought Brent told Finch to fuck off because Finch was insulting someone Brent liked, not because Brent had suddenly matured.

The best was when they went to the movies and he coldcocked some guy and then stole his popcorn.

Deciding he could be half-a-wiseguy and funding the armagnac deal.

Oh yeah, Hannibal Buress showed a clip from it on the Hannibal Montannibal tour. Had no idea what it was, but I knew that was Washington.

I used to use it to commute from Rogers Park to Deerfield (a Pace bus from Dempster). Then I started taking Metra to Braeside and a bus from there, which is far more bearable.

"Be cool. Stay in school."

He's English.

It makes sex BETTER.

Your name is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Your parents were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon.

Is that the Quiet Storm sketch?

COME AND GET IT, BITCH!