Is there an alternate ending where Duckie ends up with Annie Potts?

It inspired a bit in a Perfect Strangers ep, of all things.

It's one of those movies where the first half (everything up to Kokomo) is entertaining and the second half is godawful.

I assumed it was equal parts Cosby and Bob Barker, given the fact that most of the former, um, Barker's Beauties have sued him for sexual harassment after leaving the show.

HE DID THE THING HE SAID HE WASN'T GONNA DO!

I just assume those are supposed to be meta jokes, since they've shown that that's how bad the writing on Horsin' Around was.

"Do you have any milk-fed chickens?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, squeeze the milk out of one and get me a glass."

I think it's a little pretentious to use it when you could just say "next-to-last."

I would chalk the bad reviews up to the fact that it runs slightly behind Waiting For Guffman on the list of movies you can only fully appreciate if you've been in a bunch of amateur theatrical productions.

HI, ADE!

I remember the actors had aged noticeably between seasons 3 and 4.

I think they have a secret free refill policy, where you can just walk up to the area where you pick up your order and ask for a refill, but I'm not sure.

"Your name is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Your parents were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon."

It's not that hard to find places in other, sizable cities that sell Italian beef. The trouble is that, with the exception of the Portillo's franchises in California and Arizona, they all suck.

The worst one was the one where I was supposed to believe David Spade and the guy who played Mark Ratner in Fast Times at Ridgemont High were intimidating skateboard punks.

That moment where he closes the door on Kyle while the woman Kyle has been hitting on all night is still in the house is the greatest 3 seconds of television.

I don't know why, but it wasn't nearly as popular in my house as Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown.

My elementary school had a mandatory trip to camp in the sixth grade. On my trip, a) a mystery camper never to be identified took a shit on the floor of the boys' bathroom and b) one classmate shat his pants, and the principal thought the best course of action would be to lead him to the shower through a congregated…

I'm pretty sure "Fiancee" was the sequel to "Boss."

Paul Reubens