Pretend it only lasted three seasons, and you can watch Modern Family without picturing Julie Bowen having cunnilingus performed on her.

I once worked at a law firm where an attorney was fired 8 calendar days after starting, in part because he didn't want to share an office with another attorney, so he walked into the office manager's office (who, at the time, was on long-term medical leave recovering from a major stroke), took down all of her…

I thought it was HEADLINE, DAMMIT!

I didn't notice. It definitely wasn't Frank-Underwood-throwing-out-the-first-pitch-at-the-Os-game bad.

It's still got "all religious believers are nutjobs or stupid," "all servicemembers are Islamophobic," etc., etc.

"I always cherish music choices that directly describe what is happening onscreen"
Then you'll love Nip/Tuck. You even get a scene featuring a blind woman having ceramic implants placed in her ocular cavities to give her the appearance of having functioning eyes, set to the dulcet tones of Eyes Without a Face.

Jack McBrayer is from Macon, so I'm sure she was in on the joke.

The only one I remember from the old DFC website is:

Especially since he didn't update the references to a lot of prices of goods and services (babysitting for a dollar a day, etc.)

Yeah, that and Shogun.

If by "classic" you mean "slightly less racist than the similar scene at the beginning of The Gods Must Be Crazy," agreed.

Yeah, it was the giant bag of weed Eugene Levy and Rick Moranis ended up with earlier in the film.

I saw Porky's and Porky's 2 one after the other when I was in HS, but didn't see Porky's Revenge until 10 or 15 years later. When the movie opened with a shot of a 50-star American flag, I knew I was in for a long evening.

The bag of what now?

It was also on Comedy Central repeat about the same time as Club Paradise.

HELP ME, YOU SCHMUCKS!

It was, at the time, the closest I'd come to walking out of a movie.

Once upon a time, the only Peter O'Toole movies I'd seen were Club Paradise and King Ralph.

Marla?

I CAN'T GET THIS THING BACK IN MY PANTS, EARL! is a top 5 MST3K joke for me.