Man, the Jamie/Vicki relationship just gets more and more troubling as Jamie gets closer to adolescence.

They did, you fool!

..they still wouldn't have known.

Hey, what'd you expect the author to do, watch the movie?!

It's a PLASTIC BAG! Do you know how your circulatory system works?!

And once you turn 21, you don't have to hang out outside convenience stores like the guys in Say Anything… What's your point?

Listen Flag On The Moon, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

It was, and I sincerely doubt there would've been a lot of demand for it were the original novel not turned into a movie.

Yeah, you could never discuss the Giggle Loop on American television.

Turns out it's the same answer to the question "Why isn't Inglourious Basterds on the list?"

I loved that, when Davis signed away his rights to a share of the future profits to the novelty song they recorded at the beginning in exchange for a flat fee, they didn't even have to tell you that the song probably went on to make a huge pile of money for everyone else.

Mike Myers' cameo was like the least gimmicky thing about that scene.

Moonrise Kingdom is more Wes Anderson than GBH.

Oh don't worry, it's Jenji Kohan, so you can expect an even more ridiculous deus ex machina ending to this season.

Unless they're sitting on top of a car going WHEW-WHEW-WHEW-WHEW-WHEW-WHEW, then they'll be like "Finally, some recognition."

He played with Roger Waters on The Wall tour a few years ago at Yankee Stadium, he was…better than "meh."

Just a means to an end of showing a dog chewing on his head wound.

Weiner has said almost from the start that the show would end in 1970.

I really hate that short. Probably because I don't want to picture Ellie Kemper sucking dick.

Good question. I didn't expect the Cabin Boy screening to sell out, but this…