I would've completely forgotten about High Enough if it weren't for Patton Oswalt's bit about it on Feelin' Kinda Patton.

I had no idea Everything You Know Is Wrong was a TMBG-style parody till I read it was supposed to be.

"Is it gonna make me impotent?"
"IT. MAKES. SEX. BETTER."

Yeah, when I saw it, I hadn't (and still haven't) seen Walk The Line, and thought it was a great parody of biopic cliches.

No, I don't think The everfucking Carousel can be skipped, you communist.

The gym I used to go to had one of its televisions set on TBS, and TBS shows Married…With Children from like 6 to 7 am CT. They also left the sound off on the televisions. Watching the show with no sound turns it into an entirely new experience, because you're constantly watching one of the actors make some…

I always figured his line to Badger about his birth name being Jimmy McGill by birth, but changing it to something Jewish-sounding to impress potential clients, was bullshit on top of bullshit.

Probably as long as it's not shown in a sexual context. They never used to pixellate the dildo during the ARE YOU AWARE OF THE PENAL CODE IN THIS STATE?! part of Kentucky Fried Movie when CC showed it.

Oh, like that would've mattered.

I figured I could safely assume she was as innocent of mind as he was, if not moreso.

At the time, Tom Cruise was, in fact, too short to be a Navy pilot.

Hehehehehehe

"They said you was hung!"
"And they was right!"

My favorite is still the Breaking-Bad-as-90s-dramedy one.

It's towards the end of the season and yes, it's Meechum, Claire, and Frank.

Is his name still on the list of people who can eat there for free?

"They even managed to slip in the former KGB background and a recent divorce."

I think it's just difficult for actors to keep their accents when they're shouting. There was a moment in Forrest Gump where Tom Hanks delivered the line "…Greenbow, ALABAMA!" with the first word in his FG accent and the second word in his normal Tom Hanks accent.

Turn it up, it's the burrito song!

Guarantee void in Tennessee!