Chrissy: I won't be able to pass a drug test
Tony: *suffocates Chrissy*

edit: nevermind, should've scrolled down.

LET THE BOY WALK YOUR DOG!

Paul Shaffer is so mad you forgot about him.

Oh man, with the green slime oozing from the studio monitors? It still floors me that NBC let them do that.

The only jokes I remember were "Get your feet off the sofa-I mean, Chesterfield!" and another one about having to punt on third down, which I think is probably representative of the entire sketch.

I'm picturing "See, Target is a chain of department stores, and…oh fuck it, it's not even funny to Americans" in Italian.

The only one of those I remember is the men's synchronized swimming class, and that's only because it contained a prototypical Corky.

We went to a Studio Movie Grill once, and I can't imagine seeing a movie I'd actually want to pay attention to at a theater like that. Fortunately we were seeing Frozen, which we both hated anyway.

Fred Willard?

It said Weird Simpsons Episode, not Simpsons Episode Based On Premise Hackneyed Even By Simpsons Standards.

What about Greg Kinnear's PA in As Good As It Gets?

THE HELL I DON'T! Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns EVERY. NIGHT.

No, just a sequel. Couldn't be that damn hard to write, either a) the family stays in the Caribbean, needs Captain Ron or b) the family goes back to Chicago, needs to go back to the Caribbean, needs Captain Ron.

Part of me wishes they'd gone with "Have you ever sucked a grown man's cock?" as originally planned, but that would've made the movie something closer to Kentucky Fried Movie, and Airplane! >>>>>>> KFM

I mean, it is possible to make a movie in 2015 about gay relationships that treat the subject with considerably more sensitivity than, say, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

The hell happened to Dan Futterman after this movie? He's the only member of the main cast to have fallen off the radar screen.

Yeah, that, plus the fact that they were supposed to have zero connection with the club at all.

Dammit, it's "I WENT TO SUMMER CAMP SO LONG AGO, fucking Jesus Christ was my camp counselor!" FUCK!

I dunno, it did have seasons like S3, which had fucking spectacular eps like My Old Kentucky Home and Shut The Door, Have A Seat mixed with a bunch of mediocre eps.