I CAN'T GET THIS THING BACK IN MY PANTS, EARL!

Worse fictional daughter: Tracey Gold or Cobie Smulders?

It didn't appear in multiple works.

All children under 15 years of age…are now 15 years of age!

The apartments on Friends are so cheap because they only have three walls and no roof, duh.

That block that contains Green Well is nice enough.

The hell? Del Griffith doesn't have a home.

I saw Violent Femmes at a free street concert in DC about 10 years ago and they opened with Blister in the Sun. Best explanation for that I've heard is that they did that to get rid of the attendees who were just there to hear that song.

There aren't many things I love as much as the sax solo in Kokomo.

I was willing to buy the "Mitchell isn't into PDA" excuse till their wedding. That was the least passionate kiss in recorded history.

[SPOILERS]

It was an hour-long ep.

That's a number!

Does anyone wanna switch seats with me?

Considering the OITNB S2 finale was the most Jenji Kohan thing in the history of Jenji Kohan, I'd say your apprehensions have been confirmed.

I was reading an entry on TV Tropes recently that talked about how, in hindsight, the kids were actually a couple of dickheads since they were rolling their eyes at their dad telling the story of how he met their dead mom.

They brought him back for the ep where Sue was trying to win a car from his dealership, think it was last season.

I thought of those pretty much the entire time I was in Cincinnati last year.

"It's made with my very own-"

"Used to be, when you peed on the wall, you were doing it from the outside!"
"Come on! It's Friday night!"
"It's Wednesday morning."