If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Republican Insurance Plan (RIP)

FOR FUCK SAKES PAUL, “ATLAS SHRUGGED” WAS JUST A FUCKING BOOK!

Modern day natural selection

The new mumps are artisanal free-range organic mumps though.

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His grasp of graft is expert though.

His expectation that foreign companies will accept a 10% tariff without passing a 10% price hike on to American consumers is astonishingly naive. As he says, it’s small enough that nations won’t fight it; it’s also small enough that Americans won’t fight it either - if you were willing to buy a $200 television set,…

His grasp of economics is so truly awful.

Honest question: does Mr Trump ever speak in a full sentence? Every phrase sounds like four ideas strung along in a stream-of-conscious blob.

Fuckin’ exactly. I think the “base” likes Trump because he acts exactly the way poor white people think rich people live. He orders an expensive ass cut of beef because it sounds expensive, then fucking ruins it by burning it to a crisp then covering it with the absolute most overbearing sauce you can get to make up…

Shockingly, as with everything else in his brain, Trump’s taste in food appears to have stopped developing at age 13.

Anyone who ruins a quality cut of meat, even if it’s one of Trump’s shitty steaks, by overcooking it and dowsing it in ketchup is obviously a simpleton who should stick to ground beef. Unfortunately in this case the simpleton happens to be the President of the United States.

So basically he orders shoe leather and then tries to cover it rather than, I don’t know, ordering steak like a normal person?

I’ve never heard of anyone putting ketchup on their steak... unamerican, sad.

Dear God why bother with “an aged New York Strip” if you’re going to order it well-done?? Reason #9533201 why Donald Trump has zero taste. (In this case, literally.) He might as well have had a steak of ground whole-cow hamburger, as good as it would have tasted.