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Fuckin’ exactly. I think the “base” likes Trump because he acts exactly the way poor white people think rich people live. He orders an expensive ass cut of beef because it sounds expensive, then fucking ruins it by burning it to a crisp then covering it with the absolute most overbearing sauce you can get to make up…

Shockingly, as with everything else in his brain, Trump’s taste in food appears to have stopped developing at age 13.

Anyone who ruins a quality cut of meat, even if it’s one of Trump’s shitty steaks, by overcooking it and dowsing it in ketchup is obviously a simpleton who should stick to ground beef. Unfortunately in this case the simpleton happens to be the President of the United States.

So basically he orders shoe leather and then tries to cover it rather than, I don’t know, ordering steak like a normal person?

I’ve never heard of anyone putting ketchup on their steak... unamerican, sad.

As a former child who ate his steak that way and stopped once was shown what seasoning was, I can attest to the veracity that this is indeed how children eat.

Dear God why bother with “an aged New York Strip” if you’re going to order it well-done?? Reason #9533201 why Donald Trump has zero taste. (In this case, literally.) He might as well have had a steak of ground whole-cow hamburger, as good as it would have tasted.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

But her EMALS!

perfect gif is perfect

Hey you unmotivated non-voters and anti-Hillary protest voters, still feeling so fucking self-righteous? If you think we’re gonna last long enough to have that Susan Sarandon advertised “revolution” at the ballot box, then have I got a bridge to Russia to sell to you!

I love how trumps only defense is: “these leaks are illegal!” Meanwhile during the campaign he said he loved Wikileaks and begged Russia to hack Hillary’s emails. Karma is a bitch.

Shocked! I’m shocked, I tell ya!