this is where i'm planning on spending my vacation time.

just what little girls everywhere need. another generic, unrealistically skinny, caucasian doll that they'll consider beautiful. all the while slowly wondering why they don't look anything like her. great.

oops there goes another rubber tree, oops there goes another rubber tree, oops there goes another rubber tree... you get the drift.

they accurately portrayed what a woman would look like if she had to wear this stupidly dysfunctional armor pretty well i think.

stop colonizing everything and calling it civilizing!

has anyone ever considered apply a little "liquid lube"? you know alcohol. or does inebriation only make human breeding easier with a less attractive partner. yes this part joke and part serious question.

it sounds kinda porographic to me.

this absolutely made my day. some times google gets it right.

wait. i got an idea!

i wasnt a huge fan of hers initially. but i'll pretty much listen to anything with Erykah Badu. this song may just have pushed me into the Janelle Monae fan camp.

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." God Entity God

so much for all that talk about not being able to reproduce the pyramids. aliens...

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." God Entity God

those early flights also werent done with future considerations for passengers. it was done in the spirit of exploration. this is being done in the name of commerece. i guess we could all vote for a goverment funded program to take us to the stars and beyond... oh wait. we have one of those and its budget shrinks…

what i want to know is if the wool glows. cause if it doesn, i want some of those socks

this is the only time i wish i had a different job.

look at the stars, look at how they shine for you.

look at the stars, look how they shine for you.

look at the stars look how they shine for you