Plus all the damn microtransactions.

I mean, who really wants to play Mario Kart online for this long?
There is no bonus to doing it, no competitive tracking or bragging rights.
With the several other online games that just came out, along with Hyrule Warrior and Smash Bros tomorrow, no one is going to have time to mess around in mario kart. Its a great…

At least it wasnt pubic hair?

Slightly off-topic of you, but who cares this time. I miss Red Dead and am looking forward to the inevitable sequel.

It would be nice if we could time travel, too! The trailer came out an hour after the news of the dates and features broke. We've run the trailer in a separate post since then. It's a cool trailer. The dogs look really good, of all things!

I'm not really into GTA but I'd love to see a new Red Dead with better shooting mechanics. And more of this guy.

The one game no one ever played or seems to remember is Powerstone, specifically Powerstone 2. I loved that game. I have never really played a fighting game like that since. I guess Smash Bros. kinda enters that realm, but it's flat platforming approach does not match the glory of Powerstone.

I usually just use the green shells in the same way I use banana peels (held behind me as defense until I'm coming up on the next set of item boxes), but it is always especially pleasing when a green shell connects.

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

you must be really fun at parties.

You're going to be that guy then, huh?

It kind of looks like the baby cradle is in the way. Have you tried moving it?

Stupid people who trust the medical opinion of a Playboy centerfold over actual medical doctors.

Nope. She is definitely saying "Fuckin' hell."

You maintain away Mark! You're wrong, but you just keep on keepin on.

Your insistence that she is screaming "fuck your mouth" would give Dr. Freud serious indigestion. And an erection.

You think that's bad, you should see the incredibly ignorant movie he starred in this year, it stars him as a "staunch militant atheist teacher" who is slowly convinced by his students to stop his deviant ways and believe in Jeeeezus.

I have no idea. I'm baffled by the whole thing. Most of her pictures are, like, her kissing her boyfriend!

People use item as intended, saving it for emergency usage.

They get called jerks by Kotaku.