I love self important dickbags that think Kotaku should only post things they want to read.

Really? What the shit is a commenter bitching about this time?

yeah well people like you are the reason our fucking system is so broken. thanks

All I want is a Double Dash mode and I don't understand why Nintendo has never gone back to that style of Kart racing. Two players to one kart was awesome, and in my case allowed members of my family not as good at video games to tag along with me during matches to handle the weapons while I took care of the driving.

Sick bastard... I'm with you!

Wait, the Wii U is out?

Regrettably . . . penis.

You aren't watching the right porn...

I feel like I've been missing out on something my entire life.

So all celebrities look alike? is that what you're saying Owen!? You're goin' down!

Probably one of their dozens of superpowers.

The matches are VERY stable with this game's netcode. I've played hundreds of matches and had maybe two or three disconnects that might not have been rage quits, all the others were definitely rage quits. Also FYI the game is digital only so there's no option to trade the game in for anything else.

"This god forsaken site."

It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right. A group of words is a sentence. A group of sentences is a paragraph.

Oh Cas, don't cry! You'll get your wings back some day.

Let's just all downgrade to Windows 7!

I'm going to go start up my ps4 right now.
I press the PS button, turns on the console.
Automatically signs into my PSN and profile.
Start up Battlefield 4 by pressing the X button. Since it's my most recently played game, it's there first, and automatically will be selected if I only tap x.

No...that's its gimmick. Like the Wii and its motion controls and the WiiU and its gamepad. I'm not sure you understand the definition of gimmick, to be honest...

uh me? it's a blowjob, why wouldn't I want one from a hot girl?

This guy.