Trump: What’s San Francisco famous for again? Curry? I love Indian food! I love Indians! I deal with the Indians all the time.

I’m really starting to not like this guy!

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

I think we should all take a moment, gather our thoughts, and immediately start jumping to conclusions using whatever stereotypes come to mind. Considering it’s a nice day out let’s also engage in a pointlessly hostile debate on gun control.

If you can’t deal with cats having front claws, then don’t get a cat. I have no idea why so many people think lobbing off parts of a cat’s toes is an acceptable compromise of having a cat and upscale furniture at the same time. Get a rabbit or something.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

I want to make that gif of Bautista getting punched into soap so I can bathe in it.

Live Action Role Playing. It’s a form of contraception.

I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS

based on current election results I believe all our villages have plenty of backup idiots.

Cook will be traveling to away games with his son, thereby depriving his village of their idiot while he is on the road.

Counterpoint: Collinsworth is garbage.

Probably not, considering Collinsworth, who is awful, would be part of the duo.

After the story first broke, ESPN sought to clarify, stating, "We can guarantee that this incident did not take place. At ESPN, we strive to make sure the racist commentary is isolated to facebook posts originating in our broadcast booth."