BREAKING: Jalopnik Writer Who Constantly Hawks Cheap Cars Prefers Cheap Car to Expensive One

Am I the only one who actually thinks this looks rather cool?

see now you just added another group of good folk to your little wad of a biggoted glibness. you’re a peach critter, betcha your mom & the rest of the klan are sure proud of how you turned out

I want to but the Prelube

This tweet is fake, I didn’t see one mention of Tim Hortons or “eh?”

Mazda - Car’s wrecked. Not our fault, but we’ll replace it anyway. That looks good, right?

Better idea:

I learned three things:

Please get out of here with your convenient truths.

Congrats! However I’m sorry to say this. “2LT C7 Z51 M7” looks awfully ridiculous! Imagine if that was written on the back of the car with those stick on letters?

Well, if you mulled it over for a year, it was clearly NOT a no brainer.

Doug DeMuro is the only man in existence that could make a “my car won’t start” story entertaining. For that, I applaud you.

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you chose a cavalier over a 300zx? go fucking kill yourself.

How do you really feel though Matt

This sole prefers to drive a stick just for the halibut!

Hurry! By winter there will only be 500 BRZs left!

bespoke sports seats and premium materials.

So Kanye was right? Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai?