Your list of highlights is sorely missing the tree reference

Nah, as a Jets fan, the Jets are still the Jets. This year is a perfect example: they can’t even tank right! The Giants are showing them how a competent team tanks.

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

Long time lurker, first time caller.

As usual, he sounds like my drunk uncle. But unusually, I kind of agree with him this time?!

Tirico seems like the quiet asian guy that everyone works with, who we all think he's this innocent and shy guy, but when the wknd comes, he's balls-to-the-wall fantastically crazy. like you'd run into him at the bar and the convo goes something like:

Stu Scott gets away with it cause he can always claim he was talking to the girl next to her. Damn that brilliant lazy eye. Actually, it's more milky than brilliant.

So you're saying Mike Tirico is a heterosexual male?

that's too funny - today, I have a Christian Laettner haircut and still think Morrissey is the coolest thing I have ever heard! Oh, and I smoke a ton of pot.

Back to Gary Miller though, Any man that shaves his ass during a party and pee's on off duty cops from a 2nd story window while he is in Cleveland to do the 1997 ALCS, deserves his own thread.

She has a tattoo of a butterfly on her left ankle, symbolizing freedom.

That is bullshit about the Pink Power Ranger (Amy Jo Johnson). I think she showed her tits in a movie.

the Power Ranger episodes, themselves, sound pretty damn PORNY!!!

BeverageDude... has a daughter, if i'm not mistaken?

The Pink Ranger does porn?

If a woman says no, then the man should respect her decision and politely excuse himself from the conversation*

Wow he tried to get woman to have sex with him 14 years ago. Pretty damming stuff.....

Reynold hug = simultaneous ass/boob grab? "It was a hug, and it was misinterpreted." Maybe he had her so hopped up on greenies and bloomin' onion that the poor bitch started screaming bloody murder once her brought her back to Ravy and Kruk and HR tried to smash her face in with some of that "Big Show Wood."

(Tirico) did what he could to help himself get "well."

Egregious