Always trust the judgement of animals and children. They can identify an asshole from 10 feet away.

I hope she took the dog.

Even that dog looks like it hates him.

The best scene was when Aquaman was sitting on Diana’s lasso and just starts ranting emotionally about stuff.

Yeah Barack Obama’s GAO didn’t find that the Jones Act actually hindered Puerto Rico. More than likely, its hindered by its corrupt government officials, who waste the 21 billion a year its given by the United States.

Of course we have to pretend like Puerto Rico wasn’t a mess beforehand and that its government hasn’t been full of corruption for decades. Its not wonder that they can’t handle a huge hurricane as quickly as a first world government might be able (yes, I understand that Puerto Rico is a part of the United States).

“Finally gotcha, Asshole.”

Finally!

Obviously, Matt Later wasn’t able to adhere to at least Krusty The Clown’s rules about working in television. “It’s not rocket science! Don’t swear, and don’t whip it out!”

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

This news absolutely made my morning.

Every year the same crap ,was that 6 dollar sweater worth all that ?

Too bad the AV Club community died on its way to its home planet. What’s left is just a few of us, stuck with oblivious, annoyingly sanctimonious millennials who’ve become “woke” overnight by reading the other Kinja sites from the comfort of their own parents’ homes, and are only here to lecture us, because we…

I’m sure you don’t see it this way, but these are the type of headlines that make Liberals look petty, hypocritical and dumb. Please stop.

If it didn’t make any difference a year and a half ago, it won’t make any difference now.

Maybe it’s because I’m a simple man, but the Council of Wells worked like gangbusters for me, my only complaint is there weren’t more Wells. Bring back Cowboy Wells!

Breaking News: Tarantino is a Piece of Shit. Nation is Unsurprised.

“If you don’t vote, don’t bitch.” Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for freedom of expression and the right to say what you think, but if you think Trump and Clinton were both bad and then decided to stay home, you’ve got pretty shaky grounds upon which to stand complaining about it now.