They are now probably offering to plead guilty in return for mandatory 10 year prison sentences. They figure 10 years in a Finnish prison will be more comfortable than life in Cuba.

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

Maybe we can dig up Ty Cobb while we’re at it.

Still flying high from his unorthodox switch-ups in the game, Maddon then hit the showers and washed his body before shampooing his hair this time.

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

There's going to be a very awkward moment at the convention when Bobby Knight tries to throw the chair that Clint Eastwood is lecturing to.

To be fair, Knight’s remark was taken entirely in context.

He can do the next best thing.

This is the right question. I assume not.

The state flag at the Legislative Plaza in Nashville is at half mast today.

Response from a TA, once upon a time : If you come to me with this kind of shit again, I will fuck you so hard.

I’m remembering a classmate who went on a very long “white people can’t have ethnic heritage” tirade and just wouldn’t accept that some white people do have a connection to a specific ethnic group. And a kind of chicken professor that just let her berate us.

I saw someone I went to high school with complaining on FB once because a professor wouldn’t give him the answers to the homework. He said he should have them since he was “a paying customer who wants good grades.” It’s ridiculous.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

This wasn't speeding. If he was doing 80 on the LIE at 2AM, I'd agree with you. This was recklessly weaving through traffic, making multiple illegal and dangerous lane changes, and putting the lives of dozens of others at risk. I'm entirely in favor of felony charges for drivers who injure or kill cyclists and…

This headline was written yesterday with only the Victim blank, yes?

Imagine the recoil if that was a blackboard.

Well since the tweet is worded “a championship in any sport,” I’m going with Tyson vs Buster Douglas. Second choice would be Holyfield biting Tyson’s ear off and getting disqualified.

Peeps got jokes.