As a result he’s now dropped to the third round on the Buccaneers draft board.

I’ll leave it to one of you wise guys to make the joke about finding the smaller Dong less satifying.

“The NFL is a business, and if people aren’t consuming a product, that’s a sign of a failure of the company to offer a product people want to consume.”

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

“Certainly he’s good enough to be a backup. … But we have a good No. 2, a guy that fits our system that we have familiarity with. He’s here for the same reason that (Dolphins coach) Adam Gase goes back to (Jay) Cutler. We know exactly what we’re going to get from the guy. Physically, Kaepernick’s more talented, but…

Not all heroes wear capes.

this guy is now my favorite baseball player ever.

THAS DISRESPECCINT HE TREWPZ

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

Counterpoint: Justin Gaethje.

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

Fucking brutal. I mean, that’s a goddamn nightmare in a bag.

Indeed. What if the donations to the University of Michigan are funding a project that can make pigs fly out of your ass whenever you want them to? What then, eh?