Fight her.

Sick at the moment, and just tired of my sister’s garbage.

I’m sorry things are so difficult for you. 5 hours of response time while out with friends isn’t unusual, but there’s nothing immature about wanting a fair and non-sexist distribution of household chores. Have you had a serious, sit-down talk about how the housework is shared out between you two?

I’m seething. My boyfriend is off at a bachelor party weekend and I’m home alone with the dogs. He’s been ignoring me for 5 hours, easily the longest we’ve gone without texting each other in years. I’ve spent the day cleaning while he’s off partying and now I’m beyond angry. I’m not contacting him out of spite and…

Jenny Slate must have a huge dick.

From Evans to Hamm? Damn, that’s going from the sundae bar to the pastry buffet! GET IT, GIRL.

Wow, I thought I knew everything I needed to know about 50 cent, but I guess I was wrong. A bullet fragment in his tongue?? It all makes sense now...

50 and British Dames have a great affinity.

Mom?

My excuse for everything from now on:

I assume all the rest of you just downloaded this to send pictures of random stains to rabbis? Just like I did.

This will probably get buried but it will be nice to at least have a place to vent.

My abortion was hands down, A number one, BEST decision I have *ever* made. I will do my best to defend that right for others, it’s why I clinic escorted

I’m willing to bet that one was called the “Elementary-My-Dear-Watson” bikini.

AMAZING! Seriously, as a person who has a bum that eats any sort of bottom covering, it is a total foreign concept that people can wear such things without experiencing having to adjust constantly. I am envious. ENVIOUS, I say!

See, high cut legs work well for me, ass and all. I think it’s the way my hip bones are attached to my pelvis. Granny panties and boy shorts, on the other hand? Misery and camel toe.

Having had to suffer through the high cut trend in the 80's as an adolescent, I can guarantee you it is not a practical design. You may stand and not move while wearing, but as soon as you move it will go up your ass. Essentially, if you like constantly pulling spandex out of your crack, this is the style for you.…

These are the “swim suits” that C-list celebrities and Slovenian prostitutes wear when they’re invited to party on rich mens’ yachts...

Yeah, I'm selfish. Come at me.