That is one sinister looking rabbit. What are they planning? Besides more fucking, because obvi.

Us cool kids got CSPAN on 24/7, yo.

so like

*shudders* Just looking at these show reminds me of all the times I've heard white people say the phrase "You know, I just don't think I could marry/date a black person". I know people have preferences but dismissing an entire race based opinions borne out of stereotypes is ridiculous.

GUARD YOUR DICKS...THE GYNOCRACY IS NIGH!!!!!!!!

The bi-curious side of me is increasingly interested in the second shark.

Left Shark. In costume. I like a shark that doesn't play by the rules of backup dancing choreography.

like what a weird fight

I heard this all in my head in Nadia from New Girl's voice.

He's wearing a hoodie and a hat. Have you been to SF?

My bona fides up front: I'm a profile ghostwriter for another dating site, and I've been on OkCupid for-eva. (Obviously, that other site didn't look at my dating track record when they hired me to help other people find dates....)

No red flags and overall pretty good, but to me you're coming across as a little apathetic, maybe negative in some places. There are points where you talk about your hobbies as just things that keep you entertained, and it sounds a little like "this stuff is better than being bored". Even if that's how you feel, you…

You seem nice! Nothing in your profile is a dealbreaker. But as some other people have pointed out, you aren't really showing your individuality here. Don't answer a question if you don't feel like you have a great answer.

OMG delete the thing about sarcasm. Also, less important, but still, the thing about "feel free to ask." You're already telling them about yourself. And the free trip to Vegas - makes you sound cheap. One more, sorry, I'm starting to feel bad, everyone thinks their musical taste is "eclectic." It probably isn't. …

Ok, I'm just gonna be blunt and put it out there. How do you not give a fuck about other peoples thoughts and opinions. Even their feelings. I am a very empathetic person and I think that it can bleed into other parts of my life and I'm sick of it. Prime example. That article about parents not vaccinating their kids.…

I could use a little help. There seems to be a theme going and I'm adding to it. I've been on OkCupid for a while and it's going pretty much nowhere. I keep wondering: is it me (something in my profile ) or do I just have shitty luck? If anyone could give a quick look and let me know any "red flags" or anything I'd be…

I went through a devastating breakup eight years ago and it is still the most difficult thing I went through, honestly. But here's the thing — it was the hardest because it set me up to have a pretty amazing life without that dude as my partner. A few things I did:

Just started following Saved by the bell hooks.