Man, Disney is going all in on throwing these sentient herpes sores on us. I can’t wait til they throw in Kardashian coverage on ESPN, or on the Disney channel...

I was put on my first diet when I was in 7th grade and my mom constantly comments about weight, etc. I have a feeling there are many more in this camp. 

Mine unconscious competitor is my mom who will constantly brag about how tiny she is. She’s like 5’1” and very thin with no muscle tone. At age 63 she is now obsessed with some “anti inflammation” diet website that her doctor sent. It’s completely unnecessary for her. She’s retired and her full time job is now cutting…

Out of 6 posts in this dirt bag, 4 are about KarTRASHians. Ugh

Every time you lead a Dirt Bag with Kardashian news, I open the article and scroll straight past the lead story to get to the non-Kardashian items. This has been the case for the last three DBs in a row. Before the Oscars provided us with a brief Kardashian respite, it was true for six DBs in a row. The fact that I…

She’ll cry white woman’s tears and get away with it.

stop saying they are married. They aren’t - they just did some weird cosplay. Clark County wedding license office is open 24hrs a day! no excuses.

Did Mamma Kartrashcan buy a controlling stake in Go Media and issue a new mandate that her brood of cash cows must receive a minimum of 3-4 articles per day on Jezebel?

Racists and supremacists want to explain their rationale and will seek out platforms on which to do it, they want to convince you that they’ve figured it out, like some intellectual booby prize. It’s like this strange urge to show you that they’re not crazy or stupid and certainly not both.

First of all, ALL the cases in the dept he was in charge of need to be gone over with a fine tooth comb.

This is probably the best thing about Gab and other far right social networks (a low bar, I know): racists and anti-semites in positions of power are often very bad about concealing their identities.

Oh gods, I had that conversation with a woman in a park once. Her unleashed dog snuck up behind me and stuck its nose in my crotch. From behind. I told her she needed to leash her dog, that unleashed dogs were against the law in the park.

Several of us - on the original post regarding the police finding them - called the fact that this is why they had possession of the fetus in the first place. They were using them to create “gotcha” videos.

Okay, who had “fetus unboxing video” on their Bizarre Internet Phrase bingo card this month?

Coming here to say the same thing. Rihanna? RIHANNA?

I really can’t wait until he gets his due.

Amazing. Lanez could skate on the actual assault, whether he did it or not, and he’s about to blow himself up violating EPO on ego-driven fuckshit.

Violating court orders when you know you’re going to get caught sure seems like self-destructive behavior to me. If harassing someone is worth increasing your punishment to you, I’d say you have issues.

Corey Booker’s speech rightfully went viral.

That’s because Dems are spineless. I’ll keep repeating this. Republicans might be pure evil, but the majority of Dems in office today comfortable fall into the “good person doing nothing” category.