You know nuclear bombs aren’t like fog or something, right? That they hit a specific spot, and explode outwards, with the greatest damage in the center and falling off as you get father from ground zero?

It would last LONGER, due to the radiation preventing decomposition.

I am extremely pro gun control and as a parent of a young toddler cannot imagine keeping a weapon on my body, but I think you’re making some unfair assumptions. Based on the information here it’s not clear whether or not the situation was escalating, and saying that “the worst thing that can happen to you is that they…

Right, because if a man refuses to leave you alone after you politely tell him you can’t give him what he asks for, that’s not continued harassment or intimidation at all. Not saying it’s worth pulling a gun out over, but seriously?

@chuckknoblauch

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

When my mother died we put her house on the market. Because the town I grew up in is apparently Mayberry RFD the house was left wide open and the realty company just gave prospective buyers directions to the house and didn’t bother to accompany them. My siblings were fine with this. I asked them, “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY…

Hell, Britons talk about Europe like they aren’t part of it, let alone dinky islands that are obviously part of Britain in every functional sense. Interestingly the Japanese pull the same shit re: Asia. Something about big powerful island nations and their desperate inadequacy issues.

Hate to be the pedantic Brit

sporty grand tourer called the Cheetah.

You look like a retard

They have access to better lawyers because they have something me, you or any regular people don’t: supreme talent in a particular field which makes them valuable( and giving them some power as a result).

You shut your mouth about Uncle Jimbo!

So as long as you’re black you can escape all responsibility???? The system really Fucked Mj/Barkley/Shaq/Kobe........oh hell just two many names to mention. Guy got a bad rap in HS, guess what so did Kevin garnet, he’s annoying as fuck but he didn’t waste his career or money being a alcoholic gambler who fucked up…

::JazzHands opens his journal and dips his quill in a fresh pot of ink. He pauses, gazing out the small gray, foggy square of light from his single window, as if to collect his thoughts. He writes::

This is the absolutely perfect response (scientifically speaking) given your previous posts. The content is great, but the all-caps really pushed it over the top. Well done.

“Please explain comedy to me.”

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

“Did you know that Taylor Swift hands out light-up bracelets that synchronize to her music at all of her concerts?”