@chuckknoblauch

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

When my mother died we put her house on the market. Because the town I grew up in is apparently Mayberry RFD the house was left wide open and the realty company just gave prospective buyers directions to the house and didn’t bother to accompany them. My siblings were fine with this. I asked them, “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY…

Hell, Britons talk about Europe like they aren’t part of it, let alone dinky islands that are obviously part of Britain in every functional sense. Interestingly the Japanese pull the same shit re: Asia. Something about big powerful island nations and their desperate inadequacy issues.

Hate to be the pedantic Brit

sporty grand tourer called the Cheetah.

yes because there is no difference between speeding on the highway to get somewhere and causing an accident and intentionally injecting a baby with muscle relaxants to induce a medical crisis.

That's terrible.

I don’t know how, but I got Hamburgler style.

You look like a retard

Oh snap! You really showed him...

I want more life, fucker.

They have access to better lawyers because they have something me, you or any regular people don’t: supreme talent in a particular field which makes them valuable( and giving them some power as a result).

I really don’t know why I’m such a Christopher Lee fan. I can’t pinpoint an exact reason why he became one of my favorite actors, or why I’m still so upset at his passing. But I’m genuinely sad and I just want to try to explain how much he meant to me, even if I can’t really explain why.

You shut your mouth about Uncle Jimbo!

So as long as you’re black you can escape all responsibility???? The system really Fucked Mj/Barkley/Shaq/Kobe........oh hell just two many names to mention. Guy got a bad rap in HS, guess what so did Kevin garnet, he’s annoying as fuck but he didn’t waste his career or money being a alcoholic gambler who fucked up…

::JazzHands opens his journal and dips his quill in a fresh pot of ink. He pauses, gazing out the small gray, foggy square of light from his single window, as if to collect his thoughts. He writes::

This is the absolutely perfect response (scientifically speaking) given your previous posts. The content is great, but the all-caps really pushed it over the top. Well done.

"Multiple choice?" Let me tell ya about multiple choice...